// WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING//

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.

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marissachantelle:

castnoanchors:

sirbry:

Oh shit

so fucking down

GUYS

marissachantelle:

castnoanchors:

sirbry:

Oh shit

so fucking down

GUYS

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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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